Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

shavingryansprivates:

i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit

imwithkanye:

The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.

gcoky:

mulinlust:

gcoky:

fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar

fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life

i said it was fun not ethicalĀ 

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

coffeeandcheesecake:

trying to ruin marriage again are we

gotitforcheap:

me & the bae 

gotitforcheap:

me & the baeĀ